I'd Like To Order an Orgasm Card

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Ask for what you want with this playful card! Perfect for expressing your desires with humor and flair.

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Discontinued No
Brand Warm Human
PO Quantity 228.000000

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I'd Like To Order an Orgasm Card

This Adults Only Greeting Card is encouraging you to just ask for what you really want in life

On the outside, it reads: um. hi. Can I place an order? I would like to order one of your spine-tingling, mind-blowing, toe-curling, break-the-bed, wake-the-neighbors, scream-my-name, 8.0-on-the-Richter-Scale, on-no-you-di'nt ORGASMS please?

On the inside, it reads: Oh, and can I please get a side of Rock-Your-World with that, as well? Thanks!

We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe and personal. You will love the luxurious soft-touch velvet-feel finish and UV spot gloss details. Each card comes with a beautiful envelope. Discount when you buy 6 or more cards!

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