Rainbow Pussy Pops

Description

When we first heard about the Rainbow Pussy Pop, we were a little surprised and confused. The Original Pussy Pop is known far and wide across the land (or at least across our site) for being the most realistic-looking vagina lollipop ever. That’s, like, its whole thing. So when you take something like that and turn it totally rainbow-colored, that’s kind of a step in the wrong direction, if realistic is what you’re going for.

But then we figured it out - the Rainbow Pussy Pop is still realistic, it’s just targeted at a very niche audience. The Rainbow Pussy Pop, you see, is the perfect gift for bachelors who are getting ready to marry a leprechaun, a Care Bear, or a My Little Pony.

So, if your friend is marrying one of those three types of people, you should get him the Rainbow Pussy Pop, so he’ll have something to practice on and know what to expect on his wedding night. And, you should also invite us to the wedding. Have you ever seen a leprechaun wedding? So extravagant. All those unclaimed pots of gold have to be spent on something, after all.

The Rainbow Pussy Pop has a tasty fruit flavor and comes one per pack. Net weight 1.48 oz (42g).