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Wood Rocket-A Basic Gift Bag

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SKU
786368850104
“A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” Gift Bag
$4.99

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DiscontinuedNo
BrandWood Rocket

Description

Wood Rocket - A Basic Gift Bag

  • ONE SIZE ONLY!
  • 11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
  • Material: Kraft
  • Handle: Brown Ribbon

Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. 

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