Your (Hap) Penis is My (Hap) Penis Card

This Adults Only Greeting Card let's them know that, to you, their happiness is your happiness...AND...their penis is your penis. I said what I said.

On the outside, it reads: Your (hap)Penis 

On the inside, it reads: is My (hap)Penis

We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe and personal. You will love the luxurious soft-touch velvet-feel finish and UV spot gloss details. Each card comes with a beautiful envelope. Discount when you buy 6 or more cards!